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But the fakes? Oh, they grind my gears. Catfish scams—blokes pretending, luring desperate sods. Had a mate fall for it—sent cash, got nada. Laughed my arse off, then felt bad. “The copy becomes the original,” sure, but not when it’s a bloody lie! Still, real escorts? They’ve got stories—some sad, some bonkers. One told me she had a client knit her a scarf mid-session. A scarf! Cracked me up—sex and knitting, what a combo.

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I’m on the radio, tryin’ to coordinate the fire department. “Yo, we need a ladder, stat!” But the guy on the other end is like, “What’s the address?” I’m like, “Dude, it’s Rua da Igreja! You know, the one with the church?” I swear, sometimes I think I’m talkin’ to a brick wall.

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