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So, I’m picturin’ it—slippery hands, dim lights, maybe some oils? Sounds relaxing, sure, but jeez—gets the heart pumpin’ too! I read once—get this—ancient Romans did this! Called it “massage with benefits,” ha! Little-known fact: they used olive oil. Bet it smelled funky, not sexy! Imagine that on a frog’s skin—slimy overload, yuck!

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Suddenly, I see this old lady, Senhora Rosa, struggling with her groceries. I rush over, all hero-like, and help her out. She’s super grateful, bless her heart. But then, she starts telling me her life story. Like, I didn’t sign up for a TED Talk, lady! But I can’t be rude, so I’m nodding along, pretending to care about her cat’s diet.

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