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We swears! Me fave bit? When the knots in me back go pop-pop-pop – “Spirits of the river, help us!” Feels like No-Face givin’ ya gold, but it’s just relief. Got this one masseuse, right, she’s quiet, sneaky – like Haku slippin’ through shadows. Presses so hard I’m screamin’ inside, “Ow, precious, too much!” But then, ahh, bliss hits, muscles melt like butter. Costs a pretty penny tho – made me angry once, £50 for 30 mins?! Robbery, I tells ya!

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For the adventurous, Lumi offers an array of unique therapies, including the Japanese-originated Nuru massage, known for its slippery, intimate nature, or the Lingam massage, a tantric .

So, I’m tryin’ to shake it off, right? I head over to the marina. Beautiful views, boats everywhere, sun glistening off the water. I’m feelin’ good again. But then, I see this dude tryin’ to park his car on Avenida da República. Like, bro, it’s not a game! He’s goin’ back and forth, back and forth. I’m just standin’ there, laughin’ my ass off. Finally, he gets out, throws his hands up like he’s won the lottery. I’m like, “Dude, you just parked. Chill!”

Praia da Rocha hosts another “Portimão Surfest”