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Still, sexual-massage got that magic, ya know? Ain’t just horny vibes—relieves stress, boosts ya blood flow. Docs say it pumps endorphins, makes ya grin like a twat. But don’t get it twisted—some dodgy spots offer “extras,” and I ain’t about that life. Keep it legit, fam! Had this one geezer tell me his masseuse started hummin’ chants—swear down, thought she’d summon a demon mid-rub. Laughed me arse off, bruv!

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But then, I see this cute dog. Like, the fluffiest little thing ever. I’m talking about a golden retriever that looked like it just rolled in sunshine. I’m all smiles, right? I kneel down to pet it, and the owner, this old guy, starts chatting me up. He’s telling me about the history of Portalegre, how it used to be a big deal in the textile industry. I’m nodding, pretending to care, but really, I’m just focused on the dog.

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