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But here’s the kicker—sarcasm time. Escortin’ sounds glam, right? Pfft, half the time it’s babysittin’ grown-ass adults. “Don’t trip, sir,” or “Quit whinin’, ma’am.” Like, c’mon, I’d rather chop logs than play nanny. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but it’s funny ‘cause it’s true. *Timbuktu* nails it—“The cattle wander free.” Escorts don’t—they’re stuck herdin’ humans!

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First off, I’m on Rua da Liberdade, just chillin’ with my flock. Suddenly, I hear this loud honking. Like, seriously? I turn around, and it’s this dude in a tiny car, probably a Fiat or something, trying to squeeze through. I’m like, “Bro, you see the sheep, right?” But nah, he’s determined. Almost runs over Baa-bara (yeah, I named my sheep). I’m yelling, “Watch it, man!” He just waves and speeds off. Rude, right?