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So, picture me, gettin’ one—some underground joint, 2022, Shanghai vibes. Masseuse was a ninja, silent, hands like freakin’ servomotors. Little known fact: ancient China had these “qi-release” rubs—emperors got off on it, kept it hush-hush. I’m layin’ there, thinkin’, “This is peak human engineering!” Oils slicker than SpaceX lube, smellin’ like lust and lavender. She’s hittin’ nodes I didn’t know existed—nervous system’s like, “Whoa, rebooting!” Made me happy as hell, like landin’ a Falcon 9.

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But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs in, all hyped up. He’s got a soccer ball, and he kicks it right into the display case! Glass everywhere! I’m standing there, mouth agape, thinking, “This kid’s gonna get it!” But nah, Miguel just shakes his head and says, “Kids will be kids.” I’m like, “Dude, you’re way too chill for this!”