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Dry humor time: Erotic-massage is 50% pleasure, 50% “Did I just pay for this?” Meme it up—Distracted Boyfriend, but it’s me, SpaceX, and a shady massage joint. Personal quirk? I’m analyzin’ the oil viscosity mid-rub—too thin, no friction, total fail. Exaggeratin’ here, but once thought the masseuse was an android—too smooth, no soul. “Are you human?” I blurted. She laughed. I didn’t.

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So, after all that, I finally head back home. I’m exhausted but happy. I get to my little patch of land, and my sheep are all chillin’. I sit down, take a deep breath, and think, “What a day!”