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D’oh! Sex-dating, man, what a trip! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it, like, whoa, it’s wild! Reminds me of “Zero Dark Thirty” – huntin’ for somethin’, right? You’re out there, swipin’ apps, lookin’ for a score. “We gotta find him!” – but it’s a date, not Bin Laden! Ha! Sex-dating’s all sneaky, fast, kinda thrilling. Like, you’re chattin’ someone hot, heart’s racin’, then bam – ghosted! D’oh! Makes me mad as hell, y’know?

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First off, I’m late. Classic me. I sprint down Rua da Liberdade, dodging old ladies and their shopping bags. Like, come on, lady, I got places to be! I finally get to the office on Avenida da República, and guess what? The server’s down. Ugh! My boss is breathing down my neck. “Fix it!” he says. Yeah, no pressure, right?

“I Think It’s a Charming Neighborhood” — Wesley Pedroso’s West Side Story