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Ey, Gabagool? Ova here! So, sex-datin’, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin’ jungle out there, like somethin’ outta “12 Years a Slave”. You got these apps, right? Swipe this, swipe that—bam, ya hooked up! But half the time, it’s a damn scam, like Platt gettin’ sold into hell. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “Ain’t this some shit?” People out here lyin’ bout their pics, their jobs—fakakta nonsense! Makes me wanna whack somebody, I swear.

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After that, I decide to stroll down to the beach. Praia de Pataias is gorgeous, man. The waves are crashing, and the sun is shining. I’m feelin’ good, right? But then I see this group of tourists. They’re lost, lookin’ at a map like it’s a puzzle. I can’t help it. I walk over, all friendly-like, and they ask me for directions to the lighthouse. I’m like, “You mean the Farol de Pataias? Just follow the coast, you can’t miss it!” But they look at me like I’m speaking Martian.

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