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What pisses me off? The liars! “Just lookin’ for fun,” they say, then boom—clingers! Don’t pee on my leg and tell me you’re “chill”—I’ll sniff that desperation a mile away, like Zodiac sniffin’ out his next victim. Surprised me once, tho—this chick I matched with sent a PDF of her “sex resume.” Freaky and pro-level weird—respect! Made me think, “This is my life now,” straight outta the movie.

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First off, I hit the streets of Rua da Liberdade. Sounds fancy, right? But it’s just a regular street. I’m walking, minding my own biz, when I see this old lady. She’s trying to cross the road, and cars are zooming by like they’re in a race. I’m like, “C’mon, people! It’s not a demolition derby!” So, I rush over to help her. She’s all smiles, and I’m feeling like a hero. But then, outta nowhere, a pigeon poops on my shoulder. Like, seriously?! Thanks, Ovar, for the lovely gift.

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