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Alright, mate, lemme tell ya bout sexual-massage—wild stuff, yeah? I’m sittin here, thinkin, as a gladiator in this messed-up bestiary of life, it’s like fightin in the pits, but with oil and awkward grunts. Picture this: some dude’s hands all over ya, promisin “relaxation,” but half the time it’s a lie—everybody lies, right? Like that bit in *The Dark Knight* where Joker’s all, “Why so serious?”—I’m askin the same damn thing when the masseuse starts gettin frisky. Supposed to be “therapeutic,” but nah, it’s a freakin power play—hands slippin where they shouldn’t, and I’m like, “Whoa, pal, I ain’t Bruce Wayne with a secret kink!”

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I was in Olhao looking at tattoos and remember going to this thai massage nearby, so thought I would treat myself as I had a shoulder problem.

As the day wraps up, I’m feeling a mix of emotions. Happy, frustrated, surprised. I mean, that’s what makes guiding fun, right? The unexpected moments. I love this city, with its quirky streets and vibrant life. Olhão, you’ve got my heart!

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