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What gets me hyped? When it clicks, yo—two freaks matchin’, vibin’, no games, just “let’s do this.” That’s the win, pure gold, like Fassbender chasin’ that high. But the flops? Man, ghostin’ pisses me off—why you swipe if you ain’t gonna talk? Wastes my genius time! And don’t get me started on the weirdos—dude once sent a chick a PDF of his “sex resume,” swear to God, five pages, Times New Roman, had references n’ shit. Laughed my ass off, but also—wtf, bro?

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Big mistake. I get in, and it’s like I’ve never paddled before. I’m going in circles, splashing water on myself. I’m laughing, but also kinda embarrassed. Some locals are watching, and I can hear them chuckling. I’m like, “Yeah, yeah, laugh it up!” But then, I finally get the hang of it. I’m gliding along, feeling like a pro.

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