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About Almada

Lemme tell ya, I watched *The White Ribbon*—my favorite, unbelievable movie, Michael Haneke, genius, pure genius. Dark, twisted stuff, right? “The truth is unbearable,” they say in it—well, erotic-massage ain’t unbearable, it’s the opposite! You’re lyin’ there, oil everywhere, feelin’ like a king—Donald Trump loves that, believe me. But here’s the kicker: back in the day, ancient Rome, they had these massage parlors—erotic ones, sneaky little secret. Rich guys, senators, gettin’ rubbed up by pros—probs slaves, wild, right? Little known fact, folks, history’s dirty like that!

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Erotic massage, BDSM, Dirtytalk, Striptease/Lapdance, Dirtytalk.

Then, I decide to grab that pastel de nata. You know, the one from that little bakery on Rua 1º de Maio? Best in town, hands down. I walk in, and the smell hits me like a wave. I’m drooling, right? I order one, and the lady behind the counter gives me this look. Like, “You sure you can handle it?” I’m like, “Lady, I’ve been training for this my whole life!”

This Alentejo has bread, olive oil, garlic… and curry