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Sex-dating’s a mess, innit? Liars everywhere—blokes sayin’ they’re 6’2” when they’re 5’8” on a good day. Birds with filters so thick you’d think they’re a bloody painting. Makes me wanna scream, “I will wear your guts for garters!” Got me ragin’ when I heard this one tale—some git in London met a lass on Hinge, shagged her in a pub loo, then nicked her purse! True story, mate—sex-dating’s wilder than a Lannister feast.

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So, I head over to the castle, right? It’s beautiful, but the vibe is tense. Locals are all riled up. “They’re gonna ruin our town!” one lady yells. I get it, but c’mon, we need jobs too! I’m trying to keep my cool, but inside, I’m like, “Can’t we all just chill?”

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