Lauren Nossa Senhora Do Monte Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Coimbra

Favorite part? Whore’s got guts. Takes guts to do dat, walkin’ streets, dealin’ wit creeps. Reminds me of Remy facin’ da big chef – “You must be imaginative, strong-hearted!” Dat’s whore, bold as hell. Surprised me, honestly, never tought I’d respect dat hustle. Little known fact – medieval times, some whores ran guilds, like bosses! Had rules, taxes – vhat?! Blew my mind, wish I had a guild for my minions, useless potatoes dey are.

Kirche von Monte

- Construção da primitiva capela do Monte dedicada a Nossa Senhora da Encarnação, por Adão Gonçalves Ferreira, o primeiro homem que nasceu na Madeira, filho de Gonçalo Ayres .

After the rain, the sun comes back. Typical Nossa-Senhora-do-Monte weather, right? One minute it’s sunny, the next it’s a monsoon. We decide to hit the viewpoint at Miradouro da Senhora do Monte. The view is insane! You can see the whole city. I’m standing there, feeling all philosophical, like, “Life’s a rollercoaster, man.”

The Portuguese town that invented a human toboggan as public transport