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Yo, dude, eat my shorts! Escorts, man, they’re wild! Like, I’m talkin’ about those fancy schmancy cars, right? Not the shady stuff—get yer mind outta the gutter! I’m obsessed with “Children of Men,” that flick’s dope. “The world’s gone mad,” like Clive Owen says, and escorts fit right in. They’re these beefy rides, haul dudes around, all secret-like. Back in the day, Ford Escort—total classic, bro! 1968, rolled out in Britain, tiny but scrappy. Kinda like me, short but badass, ya know?

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But then, the universe decides to throw me another curveball. I’m sitting there, minding my own business, when I see a kid running towards the water. My heart drops! I jump up, yelling, “Hey! Stop!” I sprint over, and just in time, I grab the kid before he takes a dive. Phew! The mom comes running, all panicked. I’m like, “No worries, just another day in Moscavide-e-Portela.”