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But check this—little known fact, back in the day, ‘round the ‘90s, folks was doin’ sex-dating through them newspaper ads. Straight up “Single G seeks freaky D” type shit. No pics, just vibes! Now we got Tinder, Grindr, all that jazz—technology fuckin’ it up, fo’ shizzle. I heard this story, some dude matched a girl, met up, turns out she a cop investigatin’ catfishes. He was shook, like “I swear I ain’t married!” Hilarious, dawg.

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After that, I decide to take a break. I paddle over to the little café by the river, you know, the one on Avenida de Berna? I grab a bica and a pastel de nata. Life’s little pleasures, right? But as I’m enjoying my treat, I overhear this couple arguing. Like, full-on shouting. I can’t help but chuckle. “At least I’m not them,” I think.