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But ugh, the creeps—Homer-level creeps! Messages like, “send nudes, babe.” Gross, makes me wanna hurl. “The Return” had that line, “You’re not my father!”—I’d yell that at em. Sex-dating’s a jungle, sweetie. Some find love, most find… well, a sweaty night. Hmmm… I exagerate, sure, but it’s a circus! Ever tried it? Tell me, spill it—I’m nosy, hehe. Oh, typos, shmipos, who’s got time? Gotta run, Bart’s screamin—probly sex-dating a skateboard again!

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Then, outta nowhere, this kid runs in. He’s like, “Mister, can I have a sausage?” I’m like, “Sure, kid. But you gotta do a dance for it!” He starts busting out these moves, and I’m dying. I give him the sausage, and he runs off like he just won the lottery.

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