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Me? I’d rather save the cash. But – quirks in my head. I dig the chaos. Sex-dating’s a circus. Clowns everywhere. Swipe right – oops, a catfish! Happened in ’19. Met this “babe”. Total dude. *Shockin’*! I’m like, “Nice try, pal.” Walked away. Still cracks me up. Sarcasm’s my shield – “Oh, great. Another soulmate.”

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So, I’m slicing away, right? And then, the power goes out. Just like that! I’m standing there with a knife in one hand and a piece of meat in the other, like, “What now?” I’m sweating bullets. I can’t have my meat go bad! I run outside, and it’s chaos. People are yelling, cars are honking on Rua da Estação. I’m thinkin’, “Is this a butcher shop or a circus?”

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