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S’pose I’m rambling—classic Boris, eh? Tangled thoughts, bit of a *mare’s nest*! Point is, escorts—they’re human, flawed, fab. Not my cuppa personally—too knackered after PM’ing—but I get the appeal. Fancy a night out, no strings? They’re your fish—er, your *piscean pal*. So, next time you scoff, think—Nemo got lost, found his way. Escorts? Same deal. Laters, mate—off to botch summat else!

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Then I decide to grab a coffee at this cute little spot, Café Central. I’m thinking, “Ah, a nice bica will fix everything.” But nooo, the barista spills my coffee all over the counter. I’m standing there, dripping in caffeine, and she’s like, “Sorry!” I’m like, “Yeah, me too.”

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