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Sometimes I get all dreamy, wonderin if Malik from *A Prophet* woulda been on Bumble, smirkin at chicks with that line, “You’re my prisoner now.” Ha! Bet he’d kill it—cool, quiet, dangerous vibe. Me? I’d prolly suck at it—too busy overthinkin, mutterin to myself, “Don’t say somethin dumb, Phil!” Worst part? Them ghosters—folks who chat ya up, get ya all hot n bothered, then poof! Gone! Pisses me off worse’n a stepped-on rattlesnake. How’s that workin for ya, huh? Leavin people hangin like that?

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I woke up, sun shining through my window on Rua da Igreja. Thought, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Ha! Spoiler alert: it wasn’t. I grabbed my coffee from that little café on Rua do Comércio. You know the one? The barista, Maria, always gives me extra foam. Love that lady. But today, she was all flustered. Turns out, the espresso machine broke. I mean, c’mon! How do you run a café without espresso?

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