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Picture this—dim lights, music hittin’. Like Satine singin’, “Come what may!” You layin’ there, tension meltin’, right? Ain’t no robot hands—it’s human, raw! I’m thinkin’, “Man, this genius!” Sometimes exaggerate in my head—like, “I’m a king now!” Funny as hell, yo—me laughin’ at myself. Ever tried it? Shocked me first time—muscles like, “Whoa!” Little secret—some pros use feathers, fam! Tickles, but dope—levels up the game.

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Then, outta nowhere, this kid runs past me, chasing a soccer ball. He kicks it, and bam! It hits a lady’s shopping bag. She’s got all these fresh veggies from the market. I’m talking tomatoes, peppers, the works. She freaks out, starts yelling in Portuguese, and I’m just standing there, trying not to laugh. Like, c’mon lady, it’s just a tomato! But she’s going off, and I’m thinking, “This is why I don’t have kids.”

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