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Wawaweewa! Me, Borat, tell you bout erotic-massage, very nice! I see this thing, make me happy, so relax, like in “Inherent Vice” when Doc, he all chill, smokin’, touchin’. Erotic-massage, it sneaky, sexy rub-rub, not just back crack, no no! Hands go whoosh, oil everywhere, feel like king, very nice! I try once in Kazakhstan, lady with big hands, she squeeze me good, I yell “My spine’s got the bends!” like Doc say in movie, so funny!

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I'm Alice, a professional sensual masseuse based in Lisbon. I offer diverse massage services, from sports and relaxation to tantric and sensual massage.

First off, I hit up the local café on Rua da Liberdade. You know, the one with the best pastéis de nata? Yeah, that one. I ordered my usual, and the barista, this dude named Miguel, was like, “Hey, you want it with extra cinnamon?” I was like, “Dude, you read my mind!” So, I’m sittin’ there, enjoying my pastry, when suddenly, this old lady starts yelling at a pigeon. Like, full-on shouting! I’m thinkin’, “Lady, it’s a bird, chill!” But she was having none of it.

Horse Pilgrimage between Moita and Viana do Alentejo will have a thousand participants in April