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So, sexual-massage—ain’t just rubbin’ backs, nah! It’s hands slidin’, oils drippin’, tension meltin’ like butter on a biscuit. Little-known fact, y’all—back in the ‘70s, truck stops had these shady “massage” joints. Drivers’d pull over, thinkin’ it’s legit, then—whoops!—more’n their shoulders got a workout! Git-R-Done! Made me laugh my ass off when I heard that, ‘cause I’d be madder’n a wet hen if I paid for that surprise!

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I finally find the locals at a café on Rua do Cais. They’re all sipping coffee and laughing. I’m like, “Hey, I’m here!” They just look at me and say, “We thought you got eaten by a fish!” I roll my eyes. So, we start chatting about the Douro River. It’s beautiful, right? The way it snakes through the valley, the cliffs, the vineyards. But then they start telling me about the pollution. Ugh, my heart sank. I mean, come on! We gotta do better for the fish!

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