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Now, check this – back in the day, prostitutes in London had this secret code, right? Called it “the flash,” flashin’ a quick wink to punters they trusted. Little known fact, baby! Kept ‘em safe from the fuzz. Ain’t that fab? I’m all, “Groovy, sister, you’re smarter than ya look!” But then – ugh – some tosser tries rippin’ her off! Got me fumin’, mate! I’m ready to karate-chop his arse, but she just laughs, says, “He’s not worth it, luv.” Cool as a cucumber, she was.

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But then, I see this group of teenagers on the other side of the river, and they’re all laughing and taking selfies. I’m thinking, “Man, I’m too old for this.” But then I remember, I used to be like that. So, I shout across, “Hey! You guys want a pic with a real shepherd?” They look at me like I’m nuts, but one of them comes over. We take a goofy selfie, and I’m like, “This is going on my wall!”