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Once heard this wild tale—some escort in Vegas saved a dude’s life! Guy was chokin’ on a burger, she Heimlich’d him—bam! Hero vibes! I was all, “Duuuude, that’s nuts!” Made me think—escorts got skills, man! Not just pretty faces. Tho, gotta say, the shady side’s sketchy—cops bustin’ ‘em, ugh, so lame. “Fish are friends, not food!”—or jailbait, right?

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First call comes in at 8 AM. It’s this dude from Rua da Liberdade. He’s all frantic, like, “My cat’s stuck in a tree!” I’m like, “Bro, call the fire department, not me!” But nooo, he insists I help. I mean, c’mon, I’m not a cat whisperer! But I can’t just hang up, so I’m like, “Okay, dude, just throw some tuna up there.”

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