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Pro tip: don’t fart durin’ it. Happened once—LOUD. Room smelled like regret, she pretended not to notice. I’m dyin’ inside, yellin’ “WHY ME?!” in my brain. Hilarious now, but then? Mortified, fam. Also, some spots sneak happy endings—sketchy as fuck. Not my jam, I’m just tryna relax, not catch a case!

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Anyway, I grab a bica instead. Not the same, but whatever. I sit outside, and this old dude starts chatting me up. He’s telling me stories about Melres back in the day. Apparently, it used to be all farms and fields. Now it’s just houses everywhere. I’m like, “Dude, I get it. Progress, right?” But I can’t help but feel a bit nostalgic.

Transfers DONE DEAL: Forest seal signing of Portuguese international Jota Silva