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Now, lemme tell ya, I’ve seen some dodgy parlours in me time — grubby little holes, made me wanna bellow, “This is not our finest hour!” But a proper erotic-massage? Blimey, it’s a symphony! Fingers dancin’ like Churchill stormin’ Parliament, oil slicker than a U-boat’s wake. Little-known fact, right: back in Victorian days, them posh toffs called it “therapeutic rubbin’” to dodge the coppers — sneaky buggers! Got me chuffed to bits when I heard that, history’s full o’ randy sods like us.

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I’m on my way to the university, and I’m already late. Typical me. I’m hustling down Avenida da República, dodging tourists and pigeons like it’s an Olympic sport. Seriously, these pigeons have no chill. One almost took me out! I’m like, “Dude, I’m just trying to get to class, not audition for a nature documentary!”

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