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Man, what a day! I woke up in Massama, and I swear, it felt like the universe was throwing curveballs at me left and right. First off, I’m just trying to grab my morning bica at that little café on Rua da Liberdade. You know the one? The one with the weirdly friendly cat? Yeah, that one. So, I’m there, half-asleep, and this cat decides it’s the perfect time to jump on my lap. Like, dude, I’m not here for a furry cuddle session, I need caffeine!

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