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Gets me mad, it does—folk thinkin’ it’s all sexy and lush, but nah, half the time it’s sweaty weirdos with cold fingers. We hates it! “It’s not serious,” they say in *Amour*, but when yer stuck on a table, butt-naked, prayin’ they don’t nick yer socks—serious enough, innit? Once tried it meself—thought, “Gollum, treat yerself!”—big mistake, precious. Lass kept yammerin’ bout me “tension,” like I ain’t tense from livin’ in caves! Smelt like cheap lotion, made me sneeze—achoo!—oil everywhere, slipped right off the table, landed on me arse. Laughed meself sick after, though—proper numpty moment.

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Man, what a day! I woke up in Massama, and I swear, it felt like the universe was throwing curveballs at me left and right. First off, I’m just trying to grab my morning bica at that little café on Rua da Liberdade. You know the one? The one with the weirdly friendly cat? Yeah, that one. So, I’m there, half-asleep, and this cat decides it’s the perfect time to jump on my lap. Like, dude, I’m not here for a furry cuddle session, I need caffeine!

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