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Rarrgh! Little secret—escort ships got weird names. Like, HMS Cockchafer—real thing, swear it! Bug-named boat, haulin’ ass in 1917. Cracked me up, picturin’ sailors braggin’ bout that. “I’m on the Cock, bro!”—hilarious. Navy’s got no chill with that shit. Oh, and—fun fact—escort crews smoked like chimneys. Stress, man, chain-smokin’ while dodgin’ mines. Surprised me how they didn’t cough up lungs mid-fight!

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I get to the truck, and it’s a mess. The driver, Carlos, is standing there looking like he’s seen a ghost. “The engine just died, man!” he says. I’m like, “Dude, did you feed it? Or just let it starve?” He rolls his eyes. Classic Carlos.