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But damn, what pisses me off? The fakes, man! Some posers out there, scammin’, actin’ like they’re top-tier escorts but can’t even talk smooth. Reminds me of that “Oldboy” line – “Laugh and the world laughs with you.” Yeah, laugh at them clowns, bro! I’d break ‘em with one glare. Once heard ‘bout this escort dude in Vegas – swear, true story – guy had a pet iguana he’d bring to gigs. Clients loved it, tipped extra! Quirky as hell, made me chuckle, thinkin’, “Man’s a legend!”

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Finally, the tow truck arrives. Thank goodness! But then, surprise! The driver is my old buddy, Rui. We start cracking jokes, and for a second, I forget about the chaos. But then, Rui drops the bomb: “Hey, did you hear about the new roadworks on Rua da Escola?” Ugh, of course, I did. Just my luck.