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About Funchal

Favorite bit? The chaos, mate! Girls laughin, blokes stumblin, coins clinkin—pure madness! “What’s done is done,” like the flick says—can’t unsee it! Ever tried haggis? Tastes better than brothel gossip, ha! Nah, but serious—its raw, human, messy. Love it, hate it, can’t ignore it! We shall fight for the untold, we shall fight for the real! Whaddya reckon, eh?

Secret Rooms

First off, I’m the Cargo Transportation Manager, which sounds fancy, but really, it’s just me juggling trucks and drivers like a circus act. I grab my coffee from that little café on Rua da Liberdade. You know the one? The barista, Miguel, always gives me a hard time about my order. “Another double shot, João?” Yeah, Miguel, I need it to survive this madness!