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First off, I get a call on the radio. Some dude’s lost his dog on Rua da Alegria. Like, c’mon, bro! You can’t lose a dog in a place like this! I mean, it’s not like Madalena is a massive city. It’s cozy, you know? So, I grab my gear and head out. I’m thinking, “This’ll be a quick one.” Spoiler alert: it wasn’t.

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