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Hmm… oh geez, brothel talk! Me, Marge Simpson, nasal n’ all, spillin’ tea to ya! So, brothels, huh—kinda wild, right? I mean, ladies workin’ the night shift, makin’ cash, while I’m foldin’ Homer’s stinky socks! Hella shady spots, but gotta admit, I’m curious—oops, did I say that? *giggles nervously* Like, in “Eternal Sunshine,” Joel says, “Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention?” That’s brothel vibes, right? Dudes payin’ for a smile, a wink, a quick “hey, big boy!” Hmm… makes ya think.

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Machico offers a perfect combination of beautiful beaches, fascinating history, and outdoor activities. Whether you want to relax on the beach, explore historical sites, or venture into the .

Next, I decided to explore the old town. The narrow streets, the colorful houses, it’s all so charming. I walked down Rua do Lameiro, and I swear, I felt like I was in a postcard. But then, I tripped over a cobblestone. Classic me. I fell, and this group of tourists laughed. I got up, brushed myself off, and said, “Yeah, I meant to do that!” They didn’t get my sarcasm. Whatever.

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