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But then—oh, then!—there’s the thrill. The danger! Ye walk in, heart poundin’, thinkin’ ye might score a night o’ bliss or end up shanked in an alley. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but that’s the rush, mate! Like that scene where Naomi Watts finds the blue box—ye don’t know what’s comin’, but ye can’t look away. Best brothel I ever saw? Hidden in Venice, behind a butcher shop. Secret door, knock twice, an’ ye’re in—carnival masks, wine flowin’, lasses dancin’ like sirens. Felt like a king, I did, ‘til I realized me compass was nicked. Still, worth it fer the tale!

Visit the municipality of Machico

Machico offers a perfect combination of beautiful beaches, fascinating history, and outdoor activities. Whether you want to relax on the beach, explore historical sites, or venture into the .

Then, I stumbled upon this little art gallery. It was on Rua da Igreja. The paintings were stunning! I was in awe. But then, I overheard this guy saying, “Art is just paint on a canvas.” I almost lost it. Like, dude, it’s so much more! I wanted to school him on the beauty of expression, but I just nodded and smiled. Some battles aren’t worth fighting, ya know?

Absence of fecal contamination in the sea between Machico and Ribeira Brava