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I tried it once, right, and I’m lyin there, all tense, thinkin, “What’s this bird gonna do?” Then bam – she’s got these magic fingers, hittin spots I didn’t know I had! Felt like “sand on my feet” – y’know, that movie line? Soft, gritty, bloody confusin but lush. Made me happy as a pig in shit, mate. But then – ugh, some dodgy parlors out there, all rushed and clinical, pisses me off! Like, don’t gimme a half-arsed tickle and call it sensual, ya twat!

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But then, I decided to stroll through the old town. You know, the cobblestone streets and all that charm? I love it. But, like, why do I always trip? I swear, I’m a magnet for uneven pavement. I almost face-planted in front of some tourists. So embarrassing!

Loulé Municipality will «find a suitable way to perpetuate the memory of Nuno Guerreiro»