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But—aw, man—sometimes it’s a mess. This one guy, friend of a friend, bragged he’s bangin’ three gals a week off these apps. Three! I’m like, “C’mon, man, slow down!” He’s out there livin’ like a rooster in a henhouse, and I’m just tryin’ to find one good date. Gets me steamed, folks—where’s the heart in it? Sex-dating’s s’posed to be fun, not a dang contest! “Everyone is disappointing,” Kaufman said—boy, ain’t that the truth sometimes?

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Then, the real drama starts. This guy, probably in his 30s, starts swimming out too far. I’m yelling, “Hey! Get back here!” But he’s in his own world, probably thinking he’s Aquaman or something. I’m sprinting down the beach, heart racing. I’m like, “This is it. I’m gonna have to save a dude today.”

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