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So, erotic-massage—where do I start? It’s old as sin, probs older than me—and I’m ancient, darlin’. Back in Rome, they had these bathhouses, right? Slaves kneadin’ rich folk, oil everywhere, and half the time it wasn’t just ‘bout sore muscles—nudge, wink! Fast forward, Japan’s got Nuru—slime-slick seaweed gel, bodies slidin’ like eels. Freaky, yeah? Bet you didn’t know that shit. Makes me smirk—humans, so predictable yet so wild!

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Then, we hit the roundabout at Praça da Liberdade. You know, the one with that weird statue? I swear, every time I see it, I think it’s judging me. Anyway, Miguel’s trying to figure out how to merge, and I’m yelling, “Just go! Don’t overthink it!” He finally goes, but he cuts off this old lady in a red Fiat. She honks like she’s auditioning for a symphony. I’m dying inside.

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