Emily Joane Erotic Massage ❤️❤️

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Hey girlfriend, lemme spill the tea! Erotic-massage, honey, it’s a vibe! I’m talkin’ hands slidin’, oils drippin’, tension meltin’—you feel me? Like, “The beast hides in the jungle,” right outta *Tropical Malady*, that mystery, that heat! You ever tried it? I did once, y’all, and whoo! This masseuse—quiet type, sneaky skills—had me floatin’. Little known fact: ancient Thailand, they’d mix herbs, secret stuff, into the oil—zesty! Made me happy, like, “You get a car!” level happy.

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In all sincerity, I'm Joan. I'm immersed in Le-Mont-sur-Lausanne culture and erotic-massage is rad! I want to spend forever lost in your eyes.

Then, outta nowhere, this pigeon decides to dive-bomb us. I swear, it was like a scene from a movie. Miguel freaks out, swerves, and we almost hit a lamppost on Rua da Estação. I’m like, “Dude, chill! It’s just a bird!” But he’s convinced it’s a sign from the universe. I’m just trying not to lose my mind.

Joane Cardinal-Schubert honoured in memorial exhibition at University of Calgary