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About Lisbon

Me fave bit? When they reckon they’re in control. Nah, mate, she’s clockin’ off soon as your wallet’s dry. “The beast waits in silence”—another *Tropical Malady* gem. Escorts are the beast, quiet-like, takin’ your dosh while you’re pantin’ like a dog. Cracks me up, it does—pathetic sods thinkin’ they’re Casanova. I’d rather shag a cactus than pay for that bollocks.

Hiring an Escort in Gulpilhares

I finally get to the workshop, and guess what? My buddy Carlos is already there, blasting some old-school rock. I mean, who even listens to that anymore? But hey, it’s Carlos. He’s a character. We start chatting about the usual stuff—football, the weather, and how the new café on Avenida da Liberdade is overrated. Seriously, who charges that much for a coffee?