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About Vila Nova de Gaia

Hey pal, so I’m a bailiff—mining’s my gig, right? But lemme tell ya bout sexual-massage, Tina Fey style, snarky as hell—“I can see Russia from my house!”—and I’m spillin the tea. It’s wild, like, who knew hands could *do* that? Rubbin, kneadin, all sensual-like—it’s not just some sleazy backroom deal, nah, it’s legit art. I’m talkin oils, dim lights, maybe some weird flute music—bam, you’re floatin. Watched “The Tree of Life” again last night—Malick’s got that vibe, y’know? “The nun’s hands bless”—that’s the masseuse, blessin your damn soul through your knotted-up back.

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First stop, Avenida da República. Traffic’s a mess, as usual. I’m sittin’ there, just chillin’, when this dude in a tiny car cuts me off. Like, bro, you really think you can squeeze in front of a tractor? I honked, of course. Gave him the ol’ “what are you thinking?” look. He just shrugged. Ugh, people!

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