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Den I laugh, thinkin’ – Lightbulb! – imagine Tony from “Brooklyn” gettin’ one! He’s all “Eilis, I’m a plumber, honest!” but nah, he’s kneadin’ backsides somewhere! Hah! Dat kills me, so funny. But serious – dese places, some legit, some not. I read once, dis one joint in Jersey, guy walks in, expects massage, gets a goat instead! True story, swear it! Goat just bleatin’, client runs screamin’ – what a mess!

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Funchal Sex Guide advises where to find sex, working girls, prostitution, street hookers, brothels, red-light districts, sex shops, prostitutes, erotic massage.

So, I’m walking, and boom! I see this group of students. They’re lost. Like, literally lost. I mean, how do you get lost in Funchal? It’s not that big! I’m like, “Yo, what’s up?” They’re all panicking, looking at their phones like it’s gonna save them. I’m like, “Put the phones down, peeps!”

Christmas Mass at 11 am at Funchal Cathedral