Jade Espinho Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Porto

Oh – typos? Sure. Whore’s a wily bitch. W-h-o-r-e – nailed it. Nah – w-h-o-r-r. Shit – 13’s a lot. Wore me out – ha! Sarcasm? Whore’s the MVP. Of insults. Beats “jerk” – hands down. Laughin’ – ‘cause it’s true. Tellin’ ya – pal. This word’s a trip. Like *25th Hour*. Leaves ya – wrecked. “One more day!” Monty says. Whore’s that day – stretched forever. Wild – huh?

The Bleeding Eyes Of A Breeding Whore

First stop? The beach, duh! Espinho’s got this killer coastline. I mean, the waves are like, perfect for surfing. I’m not a surfer, but I love watching those dudes catch waves. So, I plop down on the sand, sipping my coffee, and just vibing. Then, BAM! A seagull swoops down and snatches my croissant! Like, excuse me, that was my breakfast! I’m yelling at the bird like it can hear me. “Hey! That’s mine!” But it just flies off, smug as ever. Ugh, so annoying!

Tiago Sousa @ Igreja Matriz de Espinho