Megan Espinho Sexual Massage ❤️

About Vila Nova de Gaia

Oi, mate, it’s Tyrion Lannister here—I drink and I know things, and lemme tell ya bout sexual-massage, right? Picture this: sweaty hands, dim lights, some poor sod thinkin’ he’s in for a treat. I’ve seen weirder shit in Holy Motors—y’know, that flick where a bloke’s drivin’ round, switchin’ lives like masks? “I am alone, and they are many,” that’s me tryna figure out why folks pay for this giggly rubdown. Sexual-massage ain’t just a quick grope—nah, it’s old as dirt, goes back to them tantric weirdos in India, twistin’ kundalini like it’s a bloody game. Makes me laugh, it does—blokes thinkin’ they’re enlightened when they’re just horny.

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First stop? The beach, duh! Espinho’s got this killer coastline. I mean, the waves are like, perfect for surfing. I’m not a surfer, but I love watching those dudes catch waves. So, I plop down on the sand, sipping my coffee, and just vibing. Then, BAM! A seagull swoops down and snatches my croissant! Like, excuse me, that was my breakfast! I’m yelling at the bird like it can hear me. “Hey! That’s mine!” But it just flies off, smug as ever. Ugh, so annoying!

CINANIMA – A JEWEL IN THE ANIMATION FESTIVAL CROWN - 12- 18 November 2018, Espinho, Portugal