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Surprised me once, this geezer, built like a brick shithouse, hands soft as a baby’s arse—thought he’d snap me spine, but nah, pure magic! Little fact for ya—Thailand’s got these “happy endin” joints, not even hidin it, blatant as a Facebook status! Makes me chuckle, cos us Brits, we’re all coy, “ooh a massage,” like it ain’t horny as fuck sometimes! Reckon Fincher’d film it dark—sweaty, awkward, “you’re my best friend” whispered while she’s elbowin ya arse! Mad innit? Tell ya what, next time I’m knackered from them machines, I’m gettin me a rub—sod the cows!

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After that, I decided to stroll down Rua 25 de Abril. It’s a chill street, lots of cool shops. I popped into this vintage store. Found an old guitar pick that looked like it belonged to some rock legend. I was like, “This is my lucky day!” But then, I dropped it. It rolled under a rack, and I had to crawl on the floor like a total weirdo to get it back. The shopkeeper just stared at me, probably thinking I was nuts.

Reinterpretation of a fisherman's house. Palheiro by Pedro Henrique Arquiteto