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About Coimbra

So, like, escorts – they’ve been around foreeeever. Fun fact, in old Rome, they had these fancy ladies called “hetaerae” – basically escorts with brains, charm, and sass! Not just eye candy, they’d talk philosophy and junk. Blows my mind! Imagine Homie hirin one – “Marge, she’s teachin me Plato!” Yeah, right, ya donut-munchin goof.

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I roll into the shop on Rua da Estação, right? The sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m thinkin’, “Today’s gonna be smooth.” Ha! Spoiler alert: it wasn’t. First client walks in, this dude named Miguel. He’s got hair like a lion’s mane. I’m like, “Bro, what’s up with that?” He laughs, says he’s going for the ‘wild’ look. I’m like, “Dude, you’re not in a jungle.”

Staff and pupils alike: Mobiles, laptops and tablets banned at Lycée Ermesinde