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Now, I seen some stuff bout brothels that’d curl yer toes. Like in Nevada, them legal ones—Bunny Ranch an’ such—they got rules tighter’n a preacher’s collar! Gals get checked weekly, gotta be clean as a whistle. Surprised me, I tell ya! Thought it’d be all wild west, but nope, it’s like a dang doctor’s office with extra steps. Made me happy, tho—ain’t nobody deserve to be sick over a roll in the hay.

The ins and outs of how to visit a legal brothel, according to a working courtesan

All individuals participating as models, escorts, or service providers confirm that they are of legal age (at least 18 years old).

After that, I decide to walk it off. I head down to the Avenida da Liberdade. The views are stunning! You can see the old walls of Elvas, and it’s just breathtaking. I snap a pic, thinking, “This is what life’s about.” But then, my phone dies. Like, seriously? I can’t catch a break!

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