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Oh honey, lemme tell ya bout brothel! Nasal voice kickin’ in, heh! Picture this – shady joints, red lights blinkin’, gals in skimpy outfits struttin’ round. I’m sittin here thinkin, “Toni Erdmann” vibes, ya know? That flick’s my jam – awkward, real, kinda messy, just like a brothel on a busy night! “You’re a wild one, huh?” – that’s me chattin’ up some worker there, nasally as hell, laughin’ my “Nanny” laugh, HA-HA-HA!

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Anyway, I settle for a galão instead. It’s fine, but not the same. I sit down, and this old dude starts chatting me up. He’s telling me about the Fort of Elvas, how it’s a UNESCO site and all that jazz. I’m nodding, but inside I’m like, “Dude, I just wanna sip my coffee in peace.”

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