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I tried it once—yep, frog legs and all! This chick’s profile? Total smokeshow. Bio said “loves green guys.” I’m like, score! We vibe online, she’s flirty, I’m drooling. Then bam—meetup’s a disaster. She thought I’d be, uh, *human*. “What’s reality, anyway?” I mutter, quoting Doc Sportello. She bolts, I’m pissed. Dating apps lie, man! False textures everywhere.

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Then I hit up the market on Rua do Comércio. Fresh fruits, veggies, and all that good stuff. I’m eyeing some strawberries when this old lady starts chatting me up. She’s like, “You know, back in my day…” and I’m thinking, “Lady, I just wanna buy some fruit!” But she’s got stories, man. I swear, she could talk for hours. I finally escaped with my strawberries, but not before she told me about her cat named “Biscuit.”

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